You said it yourself, bitch, we’re the guardians of the galaxy.
An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.
Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
anyone concerning themselves with trying to prove that michael brown shoplifted from a convenience store believes that black people should be executed extrajudicially for petty theft
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD